PAPER TRAIL MORON
Hi gang. Just a little note from your Uncle Kev. I think when elected officials go out of
their way to whiz away at least a million of our hard earned tax dollars, for something
that only a small whiny minority is demanding, a token of appreciation is called for. So,
with great love and admiration for a couple of county officials, I offer this song, in lieu of
a fruit basket, and with full apologies to Beatle fans everywhere...
And, the reviews are in!
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to abstain on downloading the tune. I don’t trust them new
fangled computer things, and I can’t see how to get a verifiable paper trail with the
MP3.”
J. E.
Whiny Fools, PA
“I don’t know what all the fuss is about. There are no downloads available before the
next election, despite what the web site seems to indicate. I wish this Kevin person
would quit misleading the public.”
R. R.
Lemming, PA
So, be a part of the new sensation, that’s sweeping the nation, and download your copy
today! And, I can’t stress this enough, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE SONG, AND THEN
FORWARD IT TO 66.6% OF THE COMMISSIONERS! That would simply be wrong,
and I won’t condone it. To make that crystal clear, I beg of you, DO NOT go to the
county website, at http://www.co.centre.pa.us/welcome.asp and DO NOT scroll about a
third of the way down that page, where you can conveniently click on the email
addresses of those same two people, which should launch your email application, and
automatically create a new email to send.
Maybe you’d like to sing along with the song. Or maybe you’re looking for a verifiable
paper trail for the lyrics. In any case, here’s a copy of those wonderful words in that
convenient PDF format.
Click Here For Lyrics
Now once again, let me caution you against the urge to misbehave. Under NO
circumstances do I want to hear about anyone printing out these lyrics, and sending
them to two thirds of the commissioners. To be crystal clear, the mailing address I do
NOT want you using is…
Centre County Board of Commissioners
Willowbank County Office Building
420 Holmes Street
Bellefonte PA 16823-1488
Believe me, I understand the urge to misbehave, so if you can’t control yourself, I
certainly don’t want you to add the following message to your mailing…
“Please fold this five ways. Further instructions to follow…:”
If we all show those two the same respect they just showed the taxpayers, I’m sure we
can all work together to keep the world a shiny, happy place.
Peace and Love,
Your Uncle Kev
